Anderson Silva and Fabricio Werdum: intimidating paintball team

Anderson Silva and Fabricio Werdum: intimidating paintball team

Anderson attempting to hide, afraid that He might hurt fellow countryman and demi-god Demian Maia

Anderson breakin’ some kid’s arm

Anderson breakin’ some kid’s arm

Anderson teaching a kid the sacred art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Anderson teaching a kid the sacred art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

What an adorable Muay Thai clinch

“LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU, DEMIAN!”

“LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU, DEMIAN!”

“DUDE ARE YOU FOR REALS?? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M SPONSORED BY BURGER KING?”

“DUDE ARE YOU FOR REALS?? CAN’T YOU SEE I’M SPONSORED BY BURGER KING?”

I didn’t know gods drove human automobiles. …Maybe They just stand by them to enhance their beauty

I didn’t know gods drove human automobiles. …Maybe They just stand by them to enhance their beauty

Anderson Silva: mild-mannered reporter by day…

…wealthy drug lord/rapper by night!

Anderson unjustly served an 18 month jail sentence for ‘sexually assaulting a minor’ after this incident

Anderson unjustly served an 18 month jail sentence for ‘sexually assaulting a minor’ after this incident

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Please re-phrase that into something that more directly praises Anderson Silva’s godly might and snake-like charm